Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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