Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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