at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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