I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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