what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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