We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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