idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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