Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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