just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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