I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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