Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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