I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
