Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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