have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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