Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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