Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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