What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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