Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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