He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Girls should come with a carfax report
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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