I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
third nipple confirmed
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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