Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
