I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
