Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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