I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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