bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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