That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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