p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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