Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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