absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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