Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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