Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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