I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
