I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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