Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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