Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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