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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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