I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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