it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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