At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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