It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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