My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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