At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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