If that was your dad, he is hot
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
