We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
