8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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