I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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