I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Sober January is a disaster.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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