It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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