The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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