I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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